Danté De Rycke

We Are Interface
Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!
Cohort
If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!
Mean·Der
How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of...